• chimera
  The server you're reading this on. It's now a Celeron 533 with 128MB of RAM and about 14GB of total hard drive space. Colocation courtesy of TACNI, a local ISP with a very good staff.
• enterprise
  My industrial strength home desktop: A Pentium-III 800, 512MB of RAM and 40GB disk. It dual-boots (at this moment) Windows XP Professional and FreeBSD 4.4-RELEASE.
• endeavour
  At long last, I have a laptop that I enjoy using and will keep for awhile. Endeavour is my HP Omnibook 4150, a Mobile P2-366 with 128MB of RAM, 6GB of disk and a 14.1" *beautiful* SVGA TFT screen.
• Not Pictured  zeus
  A bridging firewall, running Linux, that is the packet filtering gateway for my network. Just your basic Compaq desktop. Pentium 90, 16MB of RAM and 4GB disk (couldn't figure out how to get the spare 500mb disk I have running around in there). Works like a champ and has astounding uptimes.

All of this is connected together via gateway, which is the FreeBSD router sitting at the other end of my 768/768 ADSL line from August.Net and GTE (I hate the ver*zon name). This line's theoretical maximum throughput is 96K/s in both directions (92K/s practical limit due to protocol overhead), but my ISP's monitoring gear and my own experiences have shown that it has no problem going to 824kbps or higher (go GTE :) Their DSL product is the first thing they've ever gotten really right):

• First output from August's perfmon
• A download I was doing
• Second output from August's perfmon